Sunday, July 26, 2009

double posting because something this awesome needs to be shared.

San Francisco artist inspired by natural motion. His work is AMAZING, no lie.

Ad tips, Mad Men, and Chocolate

Lessons from Mad Men taken to heart: Congrats Snickers on your new European ad campaign.
It definitely caught my attention lol. Keep up the ... good?... work!

:D

Lesson 1: Sex sells... including intergenetic nonconsensual sex.
Don't worry, the candy bar totally wanted it.


Lesson 2: If the message stays with the viewer after they see it, then it's working.
... and the answer is "no" especially if he's asking lol


Lesson 3: Controversy is welcome.
This, however, might be pushing it. just a little bit.



Lesson 4: When in doubt, bash the competition.
'Nuff said.


And now, I'm going to get myself a candy bar. I've got a hankering for some Snickers lol

Friday, July 24, 2009

In Honor of Mad Men: The 15 Creepiest Vintage Ads of All Time


What do murder, pedophilia, suicide and a baby tiger have in common? They have all been used to sell stuff in these amazingly disturbing vintage ads!

These are real, untouched advertisements from the good old days. It doesn't matter if it's lovely ladies or adorable clowns, somehow these old-time ad wizards found ways to traumatize us while peddling everyday products.

Enjoy them now, call your therapist later!

15. White Bread Demon
"Bread is swell, but what I'm really excited about is eating jelly made from the blood of the innocent!"

14. French Suicide Sausage
It's enough to make you want to eat Kosher forever.

13. A Girl Around The House
It's nice to have a girl around the house... especially if you are a psychopath serial killer who makes women into rugs!

12. Chubby
Who needs self-esteem when you can have a free fashion book for chubbies? Also, proving that advertising weight representation has always been screwed up, the girl pictured is totally not chubby.


11. Christmas Weapons
The family that guns together, has funs together.


10. Eye patch. Shirt. Baby Tiger
Sexy?

9. Chase & Sandborn Spanking
She totally deserves it. Seriously, what kind of woman doesn't "store test"
fresher coffee?


8. Fry's Chocolate Nightmare
Nothing wants to make consumers buy chocolate more than 5 faces of a sickly kid looking 5 different shades of miserable.


7. Root Beer Baby!
Mama, please DO NOT give your baby another glass of Root Beer. It is clearly doing something horrible to him. He is terrifying.

6. Locked Out
You better wash out your privates with Lysol, or your husband will install cartoon on the door.


5. Pears Soap Disaster
"Pears Soap- now with such a soothing lather, you won't notice that your baby has gotten into a horrible accident!"

4. Postage Meter Murder
"Is it always illegal to kill a woman?" This is a truly important question and makes us want to buy a new postage meter.


3. Shave Yourself
The old man baby's gonna sing karaoke into a razor! Hooray!

2. Baby Soft
JonBenét Ramsey, eat your heart out. (Too soon?) This ad makes us want to scream, gouge out our eyes and then barf.

1. Chocolate Poulain
Drink that cocoa, or this clown will murder you in your sleep.

Saturday, July 11, 2009

Horrah for Innocence... I think

A dirty mind is a beautiful thing to waste

a copywriter was hired to make ad for a mouth coolant. copywriter happened to be from sweden. hilarity ensues.